#my fanclub is cooler than yours

Dreams are like stars - you may never touch them, but if you follow them, they will lead to your destiny. - Liam Payne


bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via w0wliam)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via ugly)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via trust)

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

(via beyoncevevo)